Bishop Secular

Bishop Secular talks about the difficulty of getting rid of unwanted guests in your house, and why it’s even harder to get rid of unwanted pastors! Click…

Bishop Secular explains what happened when a woman in the church began selling her own line of makeup… and thinks didn’t quite go so well. Click on…

Bishop Secular discusses the big problem he notices with pastors who have tons of pictures of only them around the church- they usually don’t have anytime…

Bishop Secular reveals that you can now get married at the pawn shop, which might seem a little strange, but he explains why we don’t have…

Bishop Secular had to say something about Lester’s terribly bad breath! It was so sticky that it mobilized the whole congregation to act together. Click on the…

Bishop Secular explains how men’s misunderstanding of how to tie their ties at the correct length lead to a very stinky situation in the sanctuary. Click on…

When Bishop Secular went out for a night with the marriage ministry, he didn’t have such a good time. He thinks they should be a more lively…

Bishop Secular describes the new “horror-gospel” film he just finished writing, about a rich man who spends frivolously during the week but won’t give generously when it…

Bishop Secular explains what happened when an older lady pulled him aside in church and said some outrageous things to him! He asks why the elderly…

Bishop Secular discusses the signs up in the sanctuary of the church, and the outrageous things they have to tell people not to do, like smoking!…