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By Joanna Douglas

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Forget the Snuggie and Pajama Jeans. A new product called the Forever Lazy allows to you stay cozy around the house without “wrestling with blankets.” Forever Lazy is “the one-piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear.” Made of fleece and available in four colors, this unitard of warmth comes in children’s sizes and adult sizes from XXS to XXL so the whole family can get in on the fun.

Per the infomercial, Forever Lazy is great to wear when partying it up with friends, enjoying downtime with pets, raiding the fridge during a commercial break, cramming for a college exam. But they also say, “It will be the talk of your next tailgate and you’ll stay warm and comfortable during the entire game.” Wait, so we’re supposed to wear the Forever Lazy… forever?! Even outside in public? No thanks.

But the worst part of this garment is the “zippered hatches” in front and back for “great escapes when duty calls.” Now you can literally be Forever Lazy, even when you need to use the ladies room. Ugh.

We’d like to rename this product “The Sloth.” Cozy pajamas are one thing, but we’re not about to wear a  fleece onesie with a butt flap out of the house. Check out the infomercial below or click over to orderforeverlazy.com for more info.

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