You KNOW you are from the 80's if.....

You know where to go if you “wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
Conveyor belts regularly carried washing machines, deep-fat fryers and a cuddly toy.
Partying “like it’s 1999” seemed SO far away.
You chewed Dr. Pepper bubble gum.
You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back.
“Poltergeist” totally freaked you out.
You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armored tank.
You actually believed for a minute that K.I.T. (The night rider) actually was real.
Ooh, you could crush a Grape!
You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh.
At one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm.

You own any cassettes or records.
You rolled the sleeves of your suit jacket up

You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black.
You know how to use a rotary phone.
You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout.”
You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own.
You’re doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree
You know what movie the phrase, “Number 5 is alive!” is from.
Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game — to “reserve” your spot.
If you ever said “I pity the fool”.
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language
You fell victim to 80’s fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants.
You ever owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse it was patterned like a piano.
You ever wore fluorescent (neon if you will) clothing…
You owned at least one Choose Your Own Adventure book.
“Ca-vey Wa-vey!” means anything to you.
You remember when you could buy half cans of soda (great for field trip days!).
You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to ‘Inspector Gadget’
You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab
You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner pen leaked through.
You sat on your back porch, playing with your “My Little Pony” , “Rainbow Brite” , and “Strawberry Shortcake” dolls
You can still sing the rap to “Fresh Prince of Belair”.
You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.
Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in your wardrobe or make-up collection.
You inserted the word “like” into, like, every sentence.
You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete.
You remember when Betamax was at the cutting edge of technology.
In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid.
You believed that “By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!”
There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC Afterschool Special was over.
You know how (or wanted to be able) to Moonwalk!
You wanted to communicate with Synergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion.
you’ve ever said “I’m a vegetarian” and immediately had someone call you a hypocrite by saying “Nice leather jacket you have there…and gee, is that a suede bag…those shoes leather, too?”

You have heard of “Garbage Pail Kids” (and perhaps still have a collection of them).
you’re starting to dread your 35th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it’s possibility
You remember when McDonald?s served their burgers in styrofoam boxes.
You ever uttered the word “Radical!”
You were disappointed when an episode of 3-2-1 Contact didn?t include a Bloodhound Gang segment.
You still know the Big Mac song. “Two all beef patties, special sauce?”
You owned a *realRubik’s cube.
You always wondered why Tootie always wore those skates.
You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of The Lost.
You were sad when the “Where’s the Beef” lady died.
You remember the episode of Good Times when Flo broke down after James’ funeral.
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
Words: “Atari” “IntelliVision” and “Coleco”. Sound familiar?
Your lunch times were spent perfecting swan dives and backspins.
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle had exploded.
You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off.”
Your first Walkman weighed about as much as a brick.
You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine.
You wanted to be on Star Search.
You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You are still baffled by the “day glo” clothing trend.
You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it.
Jelly bracelets & shoes!
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front of his Capri so it looked like KITT.
You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
You could have got away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.
Your first computer was a Commodore 64 or an Atari 800.
You wrote your boyfriends name on the side of your canvas Keds.
Four-square was THE playground game.
You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.
Never let them see you sweat.
Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee.
You were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man with a moderate beer belly who wore his under wearoutside of his clothes and talked strangely

You thought eating Reese’s Pieces would attract your own Alien.
You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
You used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time.
You know what “Push Up” ice cream is.
You played with Lego?s when they were just blocks of various sizes, not any of the special little parts.
You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer.”
You were only cool if you hung out at the Roller Rink and actually knew how to skate.
Chevy Chase was really funny in those Vacation movies.
You carried a big colored comb in your back pocket.
You can sing the McDonald’s Big Mack Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, French Fry song while jump roping.
You know what “sike” and “not!” mean
You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.